Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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