Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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