just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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