is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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