do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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