when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
