Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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