Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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