Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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