she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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