It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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