I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
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