i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
