dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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