how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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