he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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