I think I am morally bankrupt
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
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