If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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