There is no way he is gay with that hair.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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