Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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