so explain again why im purple
no
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
