All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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