Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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