i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
Randomize
