I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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