I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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