you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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