Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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