i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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