don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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