But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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