i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
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