i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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