So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
why do cheetos always look like penises
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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