garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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