Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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