What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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