He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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