what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
