If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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