She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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