Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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