summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Randomize
