Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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