Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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