My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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