I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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