when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
babies were throwing up all over the place
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
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