At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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