obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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