none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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