He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Randomize
