Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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