Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Randomize
