I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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