Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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