you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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